i’ve been so annoying all my life why hasn’t anyone shot me yet
(via livelaughandletslove1626)
*watches infomercial for 17 minutes before realizing its not a regular commercial*
(via peterpantees)
*loses followers*
*loses friends*
*loses bobby pins and hair ties*
*loses internet connection*
*loses phone*
*loses life*
*gains weight*
(Source: madfawn, via livelaughandletslove1626)